A mission to make the quickest of exhibitions in the disused Allied Carpets Warehouse in Worthing. It was damp, disgustingly cold and had the smallest of smallest of natural light. All of which pointed to zombie attack to me.
In my excited (and slightly panicked) hunter-gatherer state, I collected leftover materials and objects about the place. Once gathered I fed my need to be productive by creating weapons/ cureres against zombies.
CROSS BOW OF SHOOTING INSTRUCTION
Full size working cross bow, shoots arrows of instruction to a new free thinking way of life.
SUPER BINOCULAR ALTER THE WORLD VIEWERS
Face attachable limited vision, aims to help appreciate the details of world.
ZOOMBIE DETECTOR 3000
Hand held detector, discovering zombie from fully functional free thinking human. Used before other weapons.
EAR TICKLER THINKING CHANGER
Portable spray for the ear, transforms the zombie into fully functional free thinking human.
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